Thursday, May 29, 2008

Rachel Ray Flies Plane into building... Has coffee.


Rachel Ray is the hottest thing in terrorism. Not only can she cook meals in just 30 minutes (with commercials) she makes holy war sheik... I mean chic.

Yesterday Duncan Donuts pulled an ad featuring Rachel wearing a scarf that looks a little like a keffiyeh, a traditional headdress worn by Arab men.


Fox news columnist Michelle Malkin, a first class dipshit, explains the garment in this idiotic manner " [it] has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad. Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos. "The apparel has been mainstreamed by both ignorant and not-so-ignorant fashion designers, celebrities, and left-wing icons."

It's a black and white paisley scarf you freaks! Since when do Jihadists wear floral?


The previously power drunk republicans waste no time in defaming anyone who might be a tad un-brainwashed to the cult-servative cause.

Dam Fool wonders if this little PR stunt may be a little republican payback to Oprah Winfey, (Who owns the Rachel Ray show) for supporting Obama for president.

Hummmmm. Bet Rach lays off the cous-cous and the beheading for a while.

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