We here at Dam Fool don't just bitch about stuff. We actually have solutions.
Have you noticed how much milk is these days? As gas gets higher, so does groceries. But milk. Dang... A gallon of gas and a gallon of milk are going to cost about the same very soon, So, I say... fuck 'em both. I am gonna get a cow and ride it everywhere. That way, I get free milk and don't have to buy any gas. Think of it... It's brilliant! Other than dealing with cow shit everywhere - what's the problem? So we have to leave a little earlier to get places on time. Cows can be peppy if you have the right prod. Giddy up Elsey!
There's gold in them utters!
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