Dave Brown is evil.

Look into his eyes. He is judging you. That's right. As he tells you the 5 day weather forecast Mr. Corvette is thinking to himself how much better he is than you. Oh, and have you ever noticed he LOVES to preempt a show to tell you it's raining? Don't fuck with my new episode of Medium, Dave! (Monday nights on NBC) especially the last 20 minutes of the second part of a two parter! It's sad, but I live for that shit!
We can look outside and tell it's raining, and if we can't, it probably doesn't affect us anyway.
Sorry Dave, You'll never be Al Roker.