All I wanted was an eggplant and some M&M's

Memphis police are searching for two men wanted for robbing the SunTrust Bank located inside the Kroger supermarket at 540 South Mendenhall late Wednesday morning.

Officials said the men entered the Kroger around 10:20am Thursday, went to the SunTrust teller station, and robbed the tellers of an undetermined amount of money.

OK, things have officially gotten too convenient. I was gonna put up with the KFC/Exxon combo. But damn, when you go in Kroger, you just hope to get out of line before your cookie dough melts. Not to get all caught up in a bank robbery.

Maybe banks should be like outlet stores... the old ones, that were an "outlet" and free-standing. Not the new ones which just have last years shit in a strip mall version of the same damn thing in a mall. Banks need to be in places where bullets will stick into a wall, not hit granny while she shops for pickles.

I say find these human shit stains and make them stand in line with four items, in the express line behind a fat chick with a full cart and a screaming baby with a very contagious baby virus... for twenty years. They could switch out the baby.